Hello fellow deviants. I am looking for colorists to help me with a few of my characters. Hit me up here if you are interested. I will pay!

I now have a Myspace page!?! I guess it's the thing to do. If you want to check it out it's [link]

Another new illness to watch out for!
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A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that


she is staying home because she is not feeling well.


"What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"


"I can't see my ass coming into work today."

Sweet Talk

Excuse me? Do you happen to know where I could find the closest candy shop? So, I can buy something that taste as sweet as you! I am just joking, but I do want to say you are very beautiful, like a rainbow after a summer shower. I can see you hear stuff like this all the time, but all the other sleepy hollow headless horsemen just look at your lips and those hips connected to long sexy legs and get heated with lust. They look past your smile, which brightens up a gloomy day, and they turn away from the sophistication of a true lady like you, who wears it like a mink coat on a evening out at the Ritz. They also run away from caring eyes, which are deep with wisdom from times past. All of that to ask if you are not doing anything for the next 30 to 40 years, then will you walk with me down a road untraveled since your parents brought you into this world? I am just kidding, but would you like to go to a movie this weekend? No!? You already have a companion? Well, I am so sorry for taken up this much of your time. Have a nice day and be safe. Excuse me ma’am? Do you have the time?

“Life is all about ass;
You’re either covering it,
Laughing it off,
Kicking it,
Kissing it,
Busting it,
Trying to get a piece of it,
Behaving like one.”
Or you live with one!!!

forgive my rantings.